spain

i visited three cities in spain. if you go to spain you have to go to either madrid or barcelona. i also went to zaragoza where a friend was studying. if you have a contact there go. chicks are hot, love americans, plenty of mullets, so many bars, and 1 euro tequilla shots. if you go to spain in the summer do barcelona and some of the coastal towns (i hear they're nice. topless beaches are a plus too). barcelona was great for the beach. ohio boys like that you know. there were also some beautiful chicks wearing just g-strings. swear to god. most amazing thing ever. i want to move there yesterday. the famous cathedral is la sagrada familia. it is under construction and expensive to go inside. i did not go in but was told by pat that scaffolding covers most of it. the outside is really cool though. there is an all you can eat buffet across the street. all you can drink too - watch out for the non alcoholic beer though. dr's friend bulfin fell for that one. madrid would be better in the winter. more to do as a tourist. there is the prado museum and reina sofia. the sofia has some badass picasso which i didn't see but was told it was badass. anyway there is a free day for the museums. sunday or monday i think. look it up before you go. you must go to one of them. the best way to see madrid is by taking one of the walking tours. one of them goes right in front of the prado and you just follow the signs. also go to the park retiro. sunday is apparently the best day to go. they have street performers and stuff. good times. they also have two big areas in madrid: gran via and puerto de sol. there is one busy street there where prostitutes hang out during the day. crazy man. don't mess with them at night. again a lesson learned via bulfin. they stole dr's camera out of his pocket. sweet dude. eh. so must do in madrid: one museum, walking tours, retiro, gran via and puerto del sol, and buy john a large black shirt with red bull with huge balls on it. they are 10 euro outside of the prado. if you don't do this i'll be so pieced at you. seriously. i highlighted it so you would remember. i bought two and the dryer i used ruined one and another shrank too much. i still wear them though. just don't want to look like a carny doing it anymore. must do in barca: the beach. the aquarium isn't as cool as the one in chicago apparently.